Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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