Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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