Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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