He asked me if I "almost moaned"
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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