my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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