do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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