Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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