Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
it was like his penis was on wheels.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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