I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
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You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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