what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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