Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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