if only i could text you this smell
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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