everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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