How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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