I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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