D3 body, D1 cock
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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