Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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