I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Pants are for mortals
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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