He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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