Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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