Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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