do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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