Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
we're so committed to being not committed
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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