Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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