10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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