I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I would fuck him just for his dog
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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