yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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