i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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