is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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