i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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