i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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