Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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