Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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