I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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