I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
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I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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