If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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Still dying that you shit outside
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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