Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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