You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I will die if light touches me.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
