? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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