thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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