i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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