My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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