The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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