Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
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If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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