yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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