party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
where does the pee come out of this thing
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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