Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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