Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Randomize
