what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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