I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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