high people should be assigned attendants
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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