someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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