I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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