where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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